// advice.js
// dispenses words of advice 

var advice = [
//	[ "Ask the powerful five questions:
//1) What power have you got?
//2) Where do you get it from?
//3) in whose interests do you exercise it?
//4) To whom are you accountable?
//5) How can we get rid of you?
//
//ONLY democracy gives us that right. 
//
//That is why NO-ONE with power likes democracy. 
//
//And that is why EVERY generation must struggle to win it and to keep it - //including you and me, here and NOW.", "Tony Benn, 2005" ],
	[ "A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.", "Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan" ],
	[ "I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.", "Kurt Vonnegut" ],
	[ "If you are doing business with a religious sonofabitch, get it in writing: his word ain't worth shit, not with the Good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.", "William S. Burroughs, Words of Advice to Young People" ],
	[ "As far as I can tell, fashion is nothing more than a handy visual system that gives people with no personality some palpable criteria to judge each other by.", "Charlie Brooker" ],
	[ "Imagination and sense of humor are true survival traits in our era.", "G. Gordon Gordon, The Vreedeez Sanction" ],
	[ "Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.", "Frank Kelly Rich, The 86 rules of boozing" ],
	[ "More people are driven insane through religious hysteria than
by drinking alcohol.", "W C Fields" ],
	[ "Lesson 1: The Force does not boil water; electricity boils water.", "D, http://www.acerbia.com/" ],
	[ "To flaunt your strength is to make it your weakness.", "Moral from Groo The Wanderer #25 (Epic)" ],
	[ "Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. ", "Mark Twain" ],
	[ "Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. ", "Mark Twain" ],
	[ "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.", "Mark Twain" ],
	[ "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.", "Mark Twain" ],
	[ "Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.", "Mark Twain" ],
	[ "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.", "Mark Twain" ],
	[ "It is easier to stay out than get out.", "Mark Twain" ],
	[ "Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. ", "Mark Twain" ],
	[ "Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. ", "Mark Twain" ],
	[ "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.", "Mark Twain" ],
	[ "Never get involved in a boy-girl fight.", "William S. Burroughs, Words of Advice to Young People" ],
	[ "The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.", "Mark Twain" ],
	[ "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.", "H.L. Mencken" ],
	[ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. ", "H.L. Mencken" ],
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